I have an issue.  I fancy myself a baker.  I would like to make money baking things someday.  Perhaps have a lovely little store that is called The Bake Shoppe(doesn't that make you think it is extra fancy?).  People would come from miles around to purchase my confections.  It would be a delight!
 Becoming a wonderful baker takes practice. Lots and lots of practice.  Practicing my baking skills would require me to have a house filled with beautiful, sweet, yummy, wonderful, lovely sweets.  Do you see the problem?  I could have used more superlatives to describe sweets, but I thought that would be overkill.  The issue is: I. HAVE. NO.  WILLPOWER.  Seriously none.  If I made a tray of brownies I would eat at least half of it, and I have 4 other eaters in my house.  I am a complete fat ass and will eat sweets until I want to puke.  I see no way around this problem!  Especially when the other thing I want most in the world is to not look like a total fat ass in pictures that will be taken of me at Disney World! 
I would love any suggestions on how one makes things that smell and taste divine and eats only a taste.  And how do you stop licking the bowl?  I have been known to make a cake simply so I could then lick the bowl.  It's a sickness! This is my life we are talking about people!  I need help!   Lots and lots of help!