In my mind I am full of ambition. In real life, I spend alot of time on Pinterest. I am going to try to make this work, I swear! I am the dirty 30, and it is time to carry out some of the plans I have for myself. I am putting some of those goals out here on the interwebs hoping I will pull my head out of my ass and follow through with something. I will be proud of myself damn it! Well, if I have time between pinning and cleaning up puke. There is alot of puke when you have 4 kids.
1. Write good content on this blog at least 3 times a week. I have started many blogs, never to post more than 10 posts. They all seemed lame after awhile. This time I am just going to try to be me, and see how it goes.
2. Shrink my fat ass. Seriously I gained 70 lbs with my first kid and I am still carrying 60 of it. That was 9 frickin years ago! The only bright side to this is I didn't gain any extra weight with my 3 other children. I have no family photos because I hate the way I look. We are going to Disney World in October and I will be in the damn pictures because I am paying a fortune to be there! I am not kidding myself into thinking I will lose it all, but 30 would be nice. Plus I need to look hot for Donnie Wahlberg when I see NKOTB in concert in July.
3. I am a sahm who hopes to one day have a bakery or some type of business of my own or with my husband. In case that doesn't work out or prove lucrative, I plan to become a Certified Dietary Manager with hopes of becoming the Head Bitch in Charge at a school cafeteria. Yes, I aspire to be a lunch lady. Laugh all you want, but first check out the requirements of a CDM(not too many classes, and this girl is not cut out for school), the average pay of a CDM and think about when lunch ladies work. Yep, if the kids are off, so am I! Booyah!
Okay. I got it out there. Again. Anyone who happens along my silly little blog will see it. If they check back again and a week and see no new content, they will know I have failed. I am done failing myself. Let's get this!
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